DD'isms

Today we are going to share the favorite DD'isms for the day...

--Mommy: "DD, will you share a french fry with me?"

DD: "Oh, mommy, yes! Of course!"

(It's these phrases that keep the little monkey alive.)

-- While getting ready to run errands today I look down and Mr. DD had emptied almost an entire box of band-aids. When I turned around and saw what had happened I used my best mom voice and said, "Absolutely not, we are NOT playing with the band-aids." The monkey just looked at me and said, "What [I] do?" as innocently as possible. (As if I didn't see the pile of band-aids on the floor.)

--While trying to get Mr. DD to sit in his car seat today I told him the police said he needed to sit in his car seat. He replied, "No car seat police come?"

"Yes." I responded.

"Take mommy away?" He asked.

"They might." I answered.

"Oh, yes!" He shot back. Shocked, I asked him who would make dinner if mommy were taken away by the police? He innocently looked at me and said, "Daddy."